POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION: MARCH, MARCH TOWARDS THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL THAT’S FAIR

The month known as March was surprisingly busy for popular culture, what with films and videogames and comics vying for my increasingly limited attention. Limited because, as I shuffle headlong towards the grave, my attention span’s only becoming smaller. Think of me as a goldfish, all bored after 7 seconds. Hell this sentence has me

POP CULTURE DESTRUCTION – FORGIVE ME, FOR I HAVE FAILED TO DESTROY POP CULTURE

Welcome readers to Pop Culture Destruction, the Schlock Magazine column dealing with pop culture and other such matters of popular import. Wait, some of you might ask, where has this column been for all these months? I’ll be as honest as I can get in this here segment – I got tired of Pop Culture Destruction.